Siddhuism
Siddhuism started in India when former cricketer Siddhu started giving his cricket Commentary.
Let me share some of his great quotes.
Statistics are like bikinis what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!
Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!
Wickets are like wives you never know which way they will turn!
Money is like manure. It is not good until it is spread around.
He looks like a brooding hen over a China egg!
One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent on committing suicide!
He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg!
When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon!
If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pants’ there would be no tinkers!
The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down!
This team is like bicycles in a cycle stand one falls and the entire row falls!
The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter!
I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination.
The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30!
The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.
The wily fox is back it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs!
A big outcry but no outcome!
The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
All that comes from a cow is not milk!
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!
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